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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Into pretzels all of a sudden</description><title>Dan Kois</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @dankois)</generator><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>execrable</title><description>Kois, Dan: i need an execrable-looking still from the execrable-looking movie MEET DAVE&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Bogue, Everett: an execrable-looking still you shall have&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Bogue, Everett: http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/08/07/09_meetdave_lg.jpg&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Bogue, Everett: Courtesy of 20th Century Fox&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Kois, Dan: that's pretty execrable&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Kois, Dan: do you have anything execrabler? like something with him looking stupid ii the white suit?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Bogue, Everett: that I have has well&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Kois, Dan: execrablicious!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Bogue, Everett: http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/08/07/09_meetdave2_lg.jpg&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Bogue, Everett: there is also this: http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2008_Meet_Dave/2008_meet_dave_004.jpg&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Bogue, Everett: which looks worse than one of my average photoshop jobs&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Kois, Dan: OH MY GOD&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Kois, Dan: JESUS THAT LOOKS SO FUCKING BAD&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Kois, Dan: use that</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/41632108</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/41632108</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:58:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Poor Mr. Redlegs!</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QqR3wtua2rs"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QqR3wtua2rs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Poor Mr. Redlegs!</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/34369521</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/34369521</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 16:38:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>anyone speak swedish?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Chefen för ett av världens största museer bestämt sig för att gå i pension. I 30 år har Philippe de Montebello styrt över Metropolitan Museum of Art, och bland annat lyckats göra det till det populäraste turistmålet i New York, med 4 miljoner besökare förra året. Nu är spekulationerna om vem som ska ta i full gång, samtidigt som Montebello hyllas - men inte utan förbehåll.&lt;br/&gt;  I Kulturnytt 13.05 intervjuar Katarina Andersson Dan Kois, kulturjournalist på New York magazine, om de Montebello och hans efterträdare.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sr.se/cgi-bin/p1/program/artikel.asp?programid=478&amp;nyheter=1&amp;Artikel=1843780" target="_blank"&gt;Sveriges Radio P1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/27774644</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/27774644</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 14:13:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>messages and conversations upon "No Country for Old Men" winning the Oscar</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;12:03 a.m.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mac:&lt;/b&gt; Hey dude!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Me:&lt;/b&gt; …Yeah? &lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mac:&lt;/b&gt; Just callin’ to say congratulations!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Me:&lt;/b&gt; Thanks, Mac.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mac:&lt;/b&gt; You must be very proud! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;3:54 a.m.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;MR:&lt;/b&gt; Yay!!!  You were part of it!!  Congrats!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;9:00 a.m.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mom:&lt;/b&gt; Was that your old boss on the television? I was looking daggers at him for you. Did you have anything to do with that movie that won?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;i&gt;11:45 a.m.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Me:&lt;/b&gt; congratulations to us, i guess&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;ME:&lt;/b&gt; ha&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;ME:&lt;/b&gt; !&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/27296073</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/27296073</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:28:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/WGLFP6H8b5vjhnamr7Uxm6La_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/27294801</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/27294801</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:04:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Emma Thompson awesomeness continues</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/people,704,brit-actress-saved-by-outraged-emma,18324"&gt;Emma Thompson awesomeness continues&lt;/a&gt;: Hayley Atwell not bad either</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/27274611</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/27274611</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:26:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/WGLFP6H8b5v7cjieDU6pPdkG_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/27274500</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/27274500</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:25:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Oscar pool</title><description>Second place. Second place! In two different pools! With no monetary award for second place! Stupid documentary features. </description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/27273604</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/27273604</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:11:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Ned Yost previews the Brewers' upcoming season.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/360377/baseball-season-preview-milwaukee-brewers"&gt;Ned Yost previews the Brewers' upcoming season.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/27273498</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/27273498</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:08:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>as always everett is a genius</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/WGLFP6H8b5pfp5cl2sjJSuQv_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;as always everett is a genius</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26943300</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26943300</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:32:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Kois, Dan: hi - a photo of juno holding an oscar please?&#13;</title><description>[4:18 PM] Kois, Dan: hi - a photo of juno holding an oscar please?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:49 PM] Bogue, Everett: okay, working on it now&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:49 PM] Kois, Dan: thanks ev&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:53 PM] Kois, Dan: OH WAIT&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:53 PM] Kois, Dan: can she be holding money in her other hand?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:54 PM] Kois, Dan: oscar in one, money in the other?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:54 PM] Bogue, Everett:  but she only has one hand in the photo I'm using!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:54 PM] Bogue, Everett: but okay.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:54 PM] Kois, Dan: OH DAMN&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:54 PM] Kois, Dan: but wait!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:54 PM] Bogue, Everett: this is so perfect too, it's the one with the pipe&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:54 PM] Bogue, Everett: but maybe it can come out of her pocket?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:54 PM] Kois, Dan: OKAY HERE WE GO&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:54 PM] Kois, Dan: holding an oscar&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:54 PM] Kois, Dan: and SITTING IN BEN SILVERMAN'S PILE OF MONEY!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:54 PM] Kois, Dan: would that work?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:54 PM] Bogue, Everett: definitely&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:54 PM] Kois, Dan: ok&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:55 PM] Bogue, Everett: do you want ben silverman in that pile?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[4:55 PM] Kois, Dan: HE WISHES&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26940547</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26940547</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:56:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I could waste hours on Box Office Mojo.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.boxofficemojo.com/alltime/slowest.htm?page=100&amp;p=.htm"&gt;I could waste hours on Box Office Mojo.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26940060</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26940060</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:46:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Will someone please fall in love with this man?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/WGLFP6H8b5mxuw28SsK63o6Q_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Will someone please fall in love with this man?</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26778819</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26778819</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:37:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Williams fired up by Krzyzewski's comments about injury reports</title><description>&lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=3253829&amp;campaign=rss&amp;source=ESPNHeadlines"&gt;Williams fired up by Krzyzewski's comments about injury reports&lt;/a&gt;: Final tally: One “dadgum,” one “damn,” one “bunk,” and one “crap.”</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26778490</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26778490</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:32:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/WGLFP6H8b5fj3sec1YuWixnX_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/diablo-cody-screenplay.php?page=2" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26365992</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26365992</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 19:09:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>the crusade continues</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/WGLFP6H8b5fi4jokCAXengLT_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/" title="the crusade continues" target="_blank"&gt;the crusade continues&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26364463</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26364463</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:42:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>a sneak preview</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/WGLFP6H8b5eyxlpcQ7fRCkud_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;a sneak preview&lt;a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/14_aoscottshot_lg.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26327859</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26327859</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:45:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I have unwittingly become blurbable.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/WGLFP6H8b5eyoiq795KQQ2pt_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I have unwittingly become blurbable.</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26327290</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26327290</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:38:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/WGLFP6H8b5dp226oXOWBQfWs_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26247640</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26247640</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:20:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Kois, Dan: by the way i would like to submit everett's illustration for my american idol post as the single most perfect distillation of the vulture ethos imaginable&#13;</title><description>Kois, Dan: by the way i would like to submit everett's illustration for my american idol post as the single most perfect distillation of the vulture ethos imaginable&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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Williams, Ben: yes</description><link>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26247533</link><guid>http://dankois.tumblr.com/post/26247533</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:20:00 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
